John Romero once made you his bitch. Now we make him ours.

– Suspicious

What the fuck are you doing in my house?

– Slowbeef

Could you consider this a victory for SA? I have no idea. You be the judge.

– DarkStarIV

Is this being recorded

Who's your favorite Pokemon?

RIP Baldurk

– Everyone

Oh, you didn't like any of the trailers? We'll you guys don't even do LPs, so... yeah. YOU try and do better.

– thebestmetroidfan

CHAT HACKERS!!!!!!!!

– LPC Team

Oleg is cool

– Everyone

Not now, Mom! I'm RECORDING!

– YouTube LP Superstar

Death is but a doorway, time is but a window. I'll be back.

– Baldurk

Sometimes stuff that I'd find hilarious ends up being terrible when actually shown to other people.

– Nimby